According to TOTALLY UNRELIABLE news sources, i.e. speculation, conjecture, and photoshopping by my girl "5 Dolla"... the reason for the stop at the dentist was to get fitted for a NEW GRILL: 
OH LAWD, 5 Dolla need a new photo-editing program. BiBi looks good with a grill, but Professor W.C. thinks BiBi actually went in for "Molar Pain" as reported, in order to get a pain-meds scrip!
Once a bare-footed crackhead, always a bare-footed crackhead! But W.C. loves you, BiBi!
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Hey y'alllllllllllll iss 5 Dolla- hit me up if you needz a grill 2 cuz i'll hook it up! I gots some foil, some gum wrappaz, and some left ova sparklies i stole off WC's shirt. The sparklies might stank tho cuz we all knows WC don't be cleanin' herz. Aight then. 1.
Girl, I KNEW there was some crystals missing off my shirt, and I knew they didn't just FALL off because that's a NICE shirt.
Anyway, W.C. don't stank cause I been using that deodorant you re-gifted to me.
Beotch... you know yous got dat shirt from the salvation army cuz i was wit choo. And you best stop hatin' on me cuz i kissed JT!!! ~5
WRONG. I got my shirt from ThriftKo a/k/a Thirft Korner, same place you got that do rag you always wear.
And JT only kissed you because you took advantage of his youthful inexperience at that party. I was THERE, remember? He had a head full of curls and and a giant cable-knit turtleneck, and you put your greasy paws all over him! My man!!!
choo too chould jus habe a cole-ehslaw fight to get dis stank eeshoos ober wid. 5 dolla' seem tough but i no dat my belobed WC weel not go down widout a fi. Wee can rig de parkin lot at taco bell if choo lai. wid a ring an a fiu piñatas an mak an even out of dis no? fon tines....
I can neither confirm nor deny said allegations that i took advantage of the boy. LMAO!!!
I was thur too! I knows what happen to JT at that party! It was MY party (albeit hosted at someone ELSE's house, but that's how I roll)!
YO, Dominick! So, why did you only have Lay's potato chips at that party? No CHEETOS? No Chex Mix? No Li'l Smokies?
Me and JT sat at that table eating lays for a long time. I think I called him out on his curl-fro.
There WAS plenty of cold-drank, though.
gurl, at the time, you know I just learnt how to host a party...u lucky there were cold drank thur. Also, I think I was so messed up on Goldschlagger (i know...yeeeech!), I don't 'member no chips thur. Also, we was high high high!!!
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