Saturday, March 05, 2011

Dear Carlos Irwin Estevez... It's Nap Time.

Yes, you have tiger's blood. Yes, you are "WINNING!" I don't think anyone is going to dispute that, you dirty devil, you. Just look at you!!!
W.C. can relate to someone who loves to PAR-TAY. W.C. understands someone who likes drankin' and Doin' the Dew....

However, W.C. would like to humbly suggest that you take a break. A rest. Take a little "Charlie Time" and cool out a bit. Get a massage. Get a cucumber facial. Take a dip in the ocean, or a warm mud bath. Maybe get some acupuncture and reflexology. Drink a cup of herbal tea. Cleanse yourself.

Because drugs-alcohol-and-hookers --- or not --- your ass is looking a bit TIRED!

This is you on the Piers Morgan show.

It might feel like you are moving at the speed of awesome, but Dr. W.C. is here to tell you that this is the face of a man in need of a good NAP.

Charlie.... please know that W.C. is not insulting you!!!! Please don't make W.C.'s head explode with laser-vision or mind-bullets.

This is just a recommendation for optimal health from good ol' Dr. W.C.

(Also, as a side note, don't be slapping around the ladies. If you did that, it's not cool, and it's bad karma. One day you might accidentally slap the wrong lady who is gonna take her shoes and earrings off and give you a beat down!)

COOL OUT! Nap Time for Charlie!!!