Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Poor Butterscotch Stallion!

OMG, get well soon, Butterscotch Stallion! Think about that movie, "It's a Wonderful Life." Remeber it? Well, without you, we'd have no Hansel (Zoolander), nor the dude you played in The Life Acquatic with Steve Zissou, nor the dude you played in The Royal Tennenbaums, nor the dude you played in The Wedding Crashers.

And your brothers would miss you. Your nose may be shaped a bit weird, but WC thinks that gives you character, sort of like WC's big-giant feet.

If you want someone to hang out with, WC will totally keep you company.

We can draw mustaches on all photos of Kate Hudson. We can eat pints of Cherry Garcia and fly kites and look for 4 leaf clovers in the park. We can make our own suede moccasins, and create art works involving plaster casts of each others faces. We can roast hot dogs and marshmallows over a campfire.

We totally can be BFFs, now that WC is trying to put some distance between herself and BiBi Spears, so that WC don't get subpoenaed by K-Fed!

Be well, for realz.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Guuuuuurl, You Can Dance!

Sabra won So You Think You Can Dance!Guuuuuurl, you can dance! Me, Wild Oats, 5 Dolla, and Dominick C. were pretty much in agreement that Sabra would win. She has it all, and can dance any kind of style.

Another great season, and only like 10 more months until the next season!

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Florida Happenings: WC Will Eat Your Pet

There is a dude in Miami Beach who carries a rooster named Mr. Clucky all around Miami Beach and Lincoln Rd.

Exhibit A (courtesy of the above link):
WC has seen this dude with his bird. He carries it under his arm while he rides a bike on Lincoln. He shows it off to kids and grown-ups who inquire. Mr. Clucky even has a MySpace page, apparently.

Now, WC done grown up around chickens, has seen them go in the stew pot and the fryer, and has been attacked by several different hens and roosters over time.

WC knows chickens. Chickens are mean and STANK. This guy should have named his rooster McNugget.

Sunday, August 05, 2007

Paris Hilton & A Llama: Separated at Birth???

Somebody said to WC:

"Hey, don't you think Paris Hilton looks like a llama?"

And WC thought about it...

And WC did some research...

And WC agrees.

What do ya'll think?

Friday, August 03, 2007

So Ya'll Think You Can Dance

I lurrrve that show, "So You Think You Can Dance".

You know why I lurrrve SYTYCD? Because that TV show's about DANCING, fools! WC lurrrves dancing more than Justin Timberlake. Much more!

If you have been watching SYTYCD, you know it is now down to only 6 dancers: Lauren, Danny, Sabra, Pasha, Niel, and Danny.

The two most recently booted dancers are Sara:

and Dominic:
I felt that the right decision was made with regard to B-Girl Sara and B-Boy Dom. Both were fantastic little dancers, but they just got out-performed by the others in their all-around dancing. W.C. wishes them luck, and vehemently disputes that flirty-pants Dominic was actually kissing his dance partners during two different dance numbers, as claimed by 5 Dolla.

WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN? WC doesn't know, but suspects the next two to be eliminated will be Pasha the Russian, and Lauren.

Ya'll might think I am wasting my time, watching a television program like this, but really it's just a rigorous training program for when I try out.

Hey, Sabra's only been dancing for 4 years, and she got onto the show! W.C.'s been dancing a lot longer than that...

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

The Truth Comes Out: BiBi and W.C. --- Separated at Birth???

10 reasons to be suspicious: BiBi likes to DRANK. BiBi likes SUNGLASSES. BiBi likes to DANCE. BiBi Likes to CURSE. BiBi likes TACOS. BiBi got a WIG. BiBi chews GUM. BiBi ain't got time for no KIDS. BiBi lurves JUSTIN. BiBi's flip flops STANK.
Compare to WC: WC likes to DRANK. WC likes SUNGLASSES. WC likes to DANCE. WC Likes to CURSE. WC likes TACOS. WC got a WIG. WC is from the SOUTH. WC chews GUM. WC ain't got time for no KIDS. WC lurves JUSTIN. WC's flip flops STANK.
Did ya'll think that MAYBE the reason ya'll haven't heard from WC lately is because she is the new BFF of BiBi??? Well, it sure seems possible........

But no.

The TRUTH is that BiBi appears to be Single White Female-ing W.C.... The evidence speaks for itself. Feel free to point out additional evidence in the comments.

And REMEMBER: White Chocolate was DOING CRAZY while BIBI was still in the MICKEY MOUSE CLUB.