Hope for BiBi

Hey BiBi! I just heard some fabulous news! Timbaland wants to help your crazy self, and Justin is on board as long as you lotion up your feet and wear underwear and stuff.

Naw, don't be mad, girl!!!

This is good! This is more than we ever could have dreamed. Here go a quote from The Miami Herald article linked above where Timbaland sez:

• 'I asked Justin, `How would you feel about me working with Britney?' I had to ask him that. I said, 'Would you do it with me?' ''
  The 26-year-old SexyBack singer said he would, according to Timbaland, who notes: ``She's just gotta be serious.''

That sounds good, girl! ..............On the other hand, BiBi, perhaps you are COOL with your new, bad-ass self. I was talking to my friend Dominick W. Centaur 'bout this, who wisely suggested a number of alternative career choices, which W.C. agrees with:

• You could team up with Prince and do a punk-rock version of Sinead O'Connor's "Nothing Compares to You"!
• Not to mention re-makes of your old songs in punk/ska/metal format.
• Maybe "Hit Me Baby One More Time" as a rock/rap-duet with Fred Durst. That would be totally deep.
• Use that rage you got, GURL! "Grrrrrrrrrrr":

The time for schoolgirl outfits and fluffy pink hair pompoms is clearly over. You have some real street cred right now! Use it!