Tuesday, March 27, 2007

BiBi getz a Grill?

According to semi-reliable news sources, BiBi has made a quick post-rehab dash to the dentist. According to TOTALLY UNRELIABLE news sources, i.e. speculation, conjecture, and photoshopping by my girl "5 Dolla"... the reason for the stop at the dentist was to get fitted for a NEW GRILL:

OH LAWD, 5 Dolla need a new photo-editing program. BiBi looks good with a grill, but Professor W.C. thinks BiBi actually went in for "Molar Pain" as reported, in order to get a pain-meds scrip!

Once a bare-footed crackhead, always a bare-footed crackhead! But W.C. loves you, BiBi!

9 comments:

5 Dolla said...

Hey y'alllllllllllll iss 5 Dolla- hit me up if you needz a grill 2 cuz i'll hook it up! I gots some foil, some gum wrappaz, and some left ova sparklies i stole off WC's shirt. The sparklies might stank tho cuz we all knows WC don't be cleanin' herz. Aight then. 1.

White Chocolate said...

Girl, I KNEW there was some crystals missing off my shirt, and I knew they didn't just FALL off because that's a NICE shirt.

Anyway, W.C. don't stank cause I been using that deodorant you re-gifted to me.

5 Dolla said...

Beotch... you know yous got dat shirt from the salvation army cuz i was wit choo. And you best stop hatin' on me cuz i kissed JT!!! ~5

White Chocolate said...

WRONG. I got my shirt from ThriftKo a/k/a Thirft Korner, same place you got that do rag you always wear.

And JT only kissed you because you took advantage of his youthful inexperience at that party. I was THERE, remember? He had a head full of curls and and a giant cable-knit turtleneck, and you put your greasy paws all over him! My man!!!

Ramon said...

choo too chould jus habe a cole-ehslaw fight to get dis stank eeshoos ober wid. 5 dolla' seem tough but i no dat my belobed WC weel not go down widout a fi. Wee can rig de parkin lot at taco bell if choo lai. wid a ring an a fiu piƱatas an mak an even out of dis no? fon tines....

5 Dolla said...

I can neither confirm nor deny said allegations that i took advantage of the boy. LMAO!!!

Dominick Centaur said...

I was thur too! I knows what happen to JT at that party! It was MY party (albeit hosted at someone ELSE's house, but that's how I roll)!

White Chocolate said...

YO, Dominick! So, why did you only have Lay's potato chips at that party? No CHEETOS? No Chex Mix? No Li'l Smokies?

Me and JT sat at that table eating lays for a long time. I think I called him out on his curl-fro.

There WAS plenty of cold-drank, though.

Dominick Centaur said...

gurl, at the time, you know I just learnt how to host a party...u lucky there were cold drank thur. Also, I think I was so messed up on Goldschlagger (i know...yeeeech!), I don't 'member no chips thur. Also, we was high high high!!!