On the door of one store, called "Design Within Reach" there was this sign:
No Nekkids Allowed!
Now W.C. agrees that going any public place all barefooted sounds pretty NASTY (BiBi Spears, are you listening?). So that part of the sign is fine.
But as to the rest of the sign: If W.C. weren't afraid of getting on the bad side of the Miami Beach P.D. and weren't so much of a PROPER LADY, Rollerblade-Streaking on Lincoln Road sounds right fun!
If anybody does this, you best be sure to send the pics to W.C. as soon as you get out of County!