Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Orlando has Mickey Mouse, M-I-A just gots RATS.

OH LAWD! M-I-A gots RATS! Many, many rats. Like a million. More than W.C. can count up to, fo sho. That is seriously STANK!
The 305 don't sound so fancy when the big international airport is all CHOCK FULL OF RATS, now does it?
M-I-A could hire this guy, or they could just turn the situation into a tourist attraction. Re-name the airport Miami's Famous Rat Jungle and International Airport, with a cute plush Mickey Mouse style mascot, El Raton Rigoberto! Pretend like you planned it that way, M-I-A! Spin that news!
First Promotion: Free cookie to the first 1,000,000 kids to catch one of Rigoberto's cousins! Woo hoo!

9 comments:

Ramon said...

pinche why chocolat i habe a cousin who lie berry berry mosh al raton miguelito osea miqui mouse. he ees a beeg beeg fan of heem. he tol me he wen to disne lan an hee habe a good tine, dat he almos stay dere workin as one of snow why's midgets. de grompee one i tink. buy de wey why choo use Rigoberto's name? so choo could call him Rigo Raton or Raton Rigo? i lobe rat eh-stew. wid frijoles and chile chipotle

5 Dolla said...

If i was down there wit choo, i would take a rat and SQUEEZE it's balls!!!! And i'd get paid for that sh*t too!

Dominick Centaur said...

ohh lawd! at least MIA ain't got no loco puerto ricans trying to smuggle FIREARMS back to San Juan, like in ORL. Talk about a rat infestation!

Ramon said...

5 dolla i tink choo ar berry berry weir... loca ese!!!
how choo gonna skueeze de balls of a rat??? dey ees leetle no? or eef choo talkin abou a beeg Orlando rat lie meester dominick den ok i ondersatn.

5 Dolla said...

Ramon... i like to squeeze da rat balls... yes, they little and the rats bite too, but the $ is goooooooooood. I see a rat, I catch the rat, I squeeze the balls! Ain't no shame in it- I am proud to be a ball squeezer!

Ramon said...

sooo my deer 5 dolla. wha choo try tellin' me ees that choo ehskueeze balls for monee???
ok ese..... i can deel wid dat. jus bee yentl wid poor Raton Rigoberto, i dunno if hees gonna lie hees balls ehskueezed. orale!!!!

Dominick Centaur said...

ohh lawd! i know gheTOE ramon ain't trying to call me out on WC's blog! I'ma TELL NiNi!

Ramon said...

hey meester dominic wha choo talk about huh? why choo call me el gheto ese??

White Chocolate said...

Y'all is ALL some craygee mofos!

1) Ramon: W.C. ain't never ate a rat, but she done et squirrel. If it's the same, it ain't half bad, but W.C. would prefer some chicken nuggets any day of the week.

2) I THINK DC is correct, that those WAS Ramon's GHET-TOES in that post that W.C. did long time ago. He'll deny it, but if W.C. recalls correctly, Guv caught Ramon wearing her shoes, and HAD to take a picture and send it to W.C. She says that dude CANNOT walk in heels AT ALL.

3) W.C. DID hear that 5 Dolla was a documented Rat Ball Inspector for the State of Florida back in the day. I guess she got the job because it was close enough to that girl's natural area of expertise. DOH! W.C. is just playing, Girl.