Saturday, February 16, 2008

Happy Belated Balentimes!

Oh LAWD, I totally forgot to wish ya'll a Happy Valentine's Day (a/k/a Balentimes).

But, you KNOW that all that chocolate at Walgreens goes on say AFTER February 14th, right?

QUESTION: Why does the full-priced chocolate seem like it tastes better than 1/2 priced chocolate the day after V-Day?

WC heard, AFTER THE FACT, that somebody had asked an acquaintance of WC's about being her Balentime. OH HELL NO. Why you didn't tell me, trick?

I missed out on Necco talky-hearts, or Red-hots, or a Scooby Doo Balentime, or even a fancy silken rose. Or, if this was a real, quality Balentime, W.C. coulda got her EAT and DRANK on! Surf & Turf, baby!

Well, whatever. Here is your V-Day Prezzie, which I stole offa the internetz:

OK, I'ma go to Walgreen's now and get my sugar-buzz on......................... Heart-shaped Whitman's Sampler, here I come! I'll give ya'll the ones I poke my finger into and don't like.

By the way, thanks for keeping on looking out for WC to write something. WC been real busy [lazy], because the weather outside here in The M-I-A is niiiiiice, and I keep waking up under a palm tree, like a crackhead. I'll try to holla at you a little more frequently, tho.

There is always something for WC to talk about!

Kisses, hugs, hearts, kittens, rainbows, unicorns, Surf n' Turf, and DRANK,

W.C.

6 comments:

Ramon said...

tank you for choor kind words babi. i weel buy choo a present from acapulco babi, like a coconoot or some nice oyster shells choo can use for choor soap and to put choor erings and ehstoff. i weel accept to be your san valentin. weeth oll mai lobe Ramoncito....

White Chocolate said...

Umm, Ramon. Who said YOU were who I was talking about? Conceited!

But I'll take a coconut from Acapulco, regardless.

Ramon said...

what choo talk about ese??
i am the one an onli san valentin too choo no?
eef no, then no coconoot for choo!!!!

5 Dolla said...

Gurl you STANK!!!!

Ramon said...

i now, my oder bootiful mamacita fai dolla, why chocoat stank sonetines.... she thinks she can out-balantine Ramon.. Bai de wai, are you interested in going to acapulco wid Ramon fai dolla??? since der is no coconoot for Why Chocolat i can gibe de coconoot two choo... gwink gwink!!!! ay carambaaaaa!!!!

NiNi said...

i thought that were yo stank ass sleepin under that coconut tree. gurl, i was on SoBe getting mah DRANK on w/BV's man, Artel when I seen you. It were good.