Oh, HELL NO. Is that a wedding reception taking place AT the White Castle? Now, I ain't trying to hate on the Happy Couple or nothing. Not at all.
As a matter of fact, I sure do love me some White Castle. I like the way White Castle's initials are "W.C." like mine. Incidentally, the way we do things in the Dirty South is we have "KRYSTAL", which is basically the same thing, with similar food, but no castle-shaped building, and different color scheme. Now, as much as I LOOOOOOVE White Castle/Krystal, I would not celebrate anything there. Except a hangover!
Listen to me, Happy Couple... In the future, when celebrating, if you are hankering to have your event include those delectable little re-hydrated onions, get your Uncle Earl to GO down to the Krystal or White Castle as the case may be, and pick up the food. Or, just have your Momma make a casserole. I bet she'd be happy to help out.
That way, you don't have to deal with delicate little tiny burgers that have gotten SQUISHED INTO OBLIVION in the transit, when Uncle Earl stopped to get a "cold-drink" at the 7-11 on the way back. You KNOW that happens, people, and it can take a matter of MINUTES for the burgers to collapse into nothingness...
Krystal/White Castle burgers are ephemeral creatures, which is exactly what makes them so special...
3 comments:
ay ay ay why chocolat, why chu been so harch on thees africanos americanos eh??? Mi tio Raul, fron Mazatlan, is a Ceviche cook in one retauran ther had his birdday partti at taco bell in el paso. everybodi went to habe some burritos an de chicken quesadilla...ebrybody was happy, we had a piñata an fireworks and a bull fight in the parkin lot. maybe thees africanitos lie why castle so much dey habe their hamburguesas eben in the weddin no?? chu thin that they lie them with de grape soda too or thas only the chicken? becaquse we lie de tacos with everythin' with coca cola with pecsi cola with orange fanta with lemonay an with milshay too.
Oh, HELL NO. NO YOU DIDN'T. That could be considered some stereotypical BULL CRAP that you have posted, Mr. Ramon-cee-toe. Listen. There ain't NO PLACE on my blog for THAT. I like chicken. YOU like chicken. Ain't nobody on this green earth who DON'T like chicken. Even vegetarians eat FAKE CHICKEN made of broccoli and s***. Ima chalk this one up to being from Acah-pool-coh, but you best watch that mouth of yours.
But on another matter, I must COMMEND Raul for the choice of taco bell. And I would suggest that Taco Bell food (except for the Nachos Bell Grande) travels better than White Castle burgers, for anyone planning to cater future events. I think you are pulling my leg about the bullfight, tho. A cockfight, I would believe. Oh damn, did I say that???
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why chocolat..........I lie chu when chu are feisty......
I been bad babi, chu gonna spanc mee? i lie de chiken woman, and lot of peeple lie de chicken. I no that. Butt sayin dat mexican lie tacos is lie that serotipical cheet too no??? ja ja ja ja!!! I lie tacos.....
der was no bullfie ok i exageray a litl but my prima Juanita chee bring her cow dat day, and de cow was angry, so we bullfie with de cow.
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