BiBi had a Birthday

Happy Birthday to BiBi. Oh, what? WC is BELATED in conveying these birthday wishes? Well, where was BiBi when it was WC's birthday, hmmmm? No card, no cake, no nothing. Bee-yotch!But seriously girl, congratulations on surviving to your 27th. Even them pumpkin-headed KIDS of yours survived to your 27th! I credit K-Fed for that.

WC took the liberty of writing out a birthday list for you. If anyone wants to help out BiBi, just send these items "care of" WC.

---calorie-free cheetos

---A better weave (hair done)
---A better manicure (nails did)
---champagne (WC will have to drink this for BiBi since she's rehabbed)

---7 Minutes in Heaven with Justin Timberlake

---Birthday dinner: Some baby back ribs in some goooood sauce, with a side of tater salad.
---a billion dollars (of course, WC will need manage this $$ for BiBi like her Daddy already does with her other $$).

And by the way, BiBi... it's clear to us all that you done lost your sparkle. Where is it? You better find it! May this be the year you get your sparkle back!

XOXO (yeah, WC watches Gossip Girl),
WC

BiBi's Daddy Got Her Money

OOh, Child... BiBi, look what you went and did by not listening to White Chocolate. You got your daddy in control of all your stuff, and K-Diddy got them kids.

Now, THAT second thang about the kids ain't so bad. After all, who really wants to do more than VISIT with kids? Besides, like, people who live in the 'burbs. Let K-Diddy do all the heavy lifting.

But what about your MONEY? IF you had listened to W.C., we could be out, get our hair done, and our nails did, going dranking, dancing, going on multi-hundred dollar shopping sprees at Wal-Mart or whatever your favorite store is, and eating as many derned "Cheetos" as we want.

I heard your daddy is paying himself multiple thousands per month. W.C. will do the job for half what he's making. Let me holla at your judge!

W.C.'s - Style O' the Week #12 - Nails Did!

White Chocolate is always ALL UP in the Internetz, and sometimes she finds some interesting stuff. Case in point:This is a photo of a chick called Coko from the old school singin' group SWV. Sadly, W.C. don't remember them.

Anyhow, W.C. stole the photo and caption from one of W.C.'s favorite bloggers, Rich of FourFour. Here is the link to his blog, which should knock your socks off, if you have ever watched ANTM, or ProjRun, or if you like cats or dance music.

Anyhow, just LOOK at them nails! That takes work, seriously! W.C. would get them all tangled in her hair in no time!

Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride!

Oh LAWD. WC done been in a weddin'!

The bride (Ms. W.O.B.) was lovely, and the groom (Mr. B.B.) was frightening (and neither will be depicted here because neither will agree to be associated with WC beyond "family" events), but WC was really in her element, don't you agree?

And none other than that hootchie 5 Dolla was another of the Bridesmaids:
She is a really something, ain't she??? Dominick Centaur (dressed as a Goth Extraordinarre) and Bn Bn (fresh of the boat from Myanmar) were there, too. It was an allstar cast of characters. A real wedding, can you believe it??? This lends a great deal of credibility to W.C.

She got her nails done, hair did, and everything!

WC is Back, and Corey Haim is Still Wack

WC is back, from a long trip, where WC was in a real live wedding! True story. I got my nails done, AND my hair did. It was the social event of the year!

Photos will follow, but only if WC looks purty in any of them. Otherwise, you'll have to just use your imagination.

In the meantime, for no good reason, check out this super 80's photo of Corey Haim and Corey Feldman:

WC's bestest friend (and occasional arch-nemesis) 5 Dolla used to LOVE Corey Haim back in the day, and WC never understood it. 5 Dolla had Tiger Beat photos of him all over her walls. It was basically a Shrine O' Haim.

So funny!

Even by 80's middle school standards, the Coreys were wack!

Tyra Needs A Stylist, or Else She's Looking for a Man-Sasquatch

Oh Lawd! Tyra Banks, you need to stop yourself:


What were you trying to go for with this look? It is ostrich-inspired? Is the shoulder fur scented with pheromones to attract yourself a man-squatch?

You coulda looked 75% better with a nice wig or fake ponytail, and some purty black peep toe sandals. Why are you wearing booties???

OMG, it's the toes, isn't it? You forgot to get your toes did, didn't you? I bet you have some crusty, scraggly, unpedicured, stank feets up in those boots? Oh Snap.

Girl, how you gonna tell a bunch of America's Next Top Model wannabees how to dress themselves and pretend to be models, and you can't even get yourself ready for a par-tay!?

Hammer Time!

Katie Holmes is purty. She got a purty child. She got a purty girly-man as her wedded husband and alleged baby-daddy. She got purty friends, and purty clothes, and purty shoes. But her feet???
THEM FEET GOTS TO GO! And I know my friend DWC ain't gonna be happy that I am back on feet, but day-um... "Ms. AU" sent these via the email, and WC couldn't possibly pass up the chance to comment.

Since WC seen these toes, all I can think of is MC Hammer, Hammer-time, Det. Mike Hammer from Sledgehammer, and a Ham-and-Cheese Sammich with some CORN chips (but that one is just because WC is hongry).

Katie! GURL, have your man go get you some Dr. Scholl's! You are too purty to have them STANK TOES.

WWDT?! (WHAT WOULD DAWSON THINK?)

WC's Style O' the Week, #10

Some people done found even purtier toes than W.C. had found last time! Here is the picture:

OOH LAWD! W.C.'s previously commented about some similarly styled toes. Here is the encore presentation, in case you already forgot:

Girls, these toes WILL get stomped on up in the club. You best watch out!

WC's Style O' the Week, #6

LAWD, these are purty and sparkley:

Rhinestone encrusted glue-on nails!!! And not only are these good-lookin', they are also practical: Durable, re-usable, interchangeable. You can wear these on your hands or your TOES, or both!

W.C.'s Style O' The Week: #3

Since W.C. has been shacking up in Miami, W.C. is a fan of the Miami Dolphins football team, and so is this lady:
The small-print writing on the side of this picture tells us that these nails got did by Princess, and also "Fierce Nails Online".... But W.C. googled that, and found nothing.

If W.C. could find Princess, W.C. might would get these did... except for you see how the dolphin comes out from the nail??? That would SHORELY get snagged up in my hair, and how embarrassing if I pulled my OWN hair off my head with my purty nails. Besides that little issue, W.C. gives this style two Press-On-Nailed-Thumbs Up, for TEAM SPIRIT and originality.

W.C.'s Featured Style O' the Week, # 1

W.C. gets sent lots of emails with PURTY pictures of people with their nails and hair did. W.C. wants to share the wealth of these LOVELY creations. Now, W.C. don't wanna be accused of stealing folks' pictures. I gots these via email. So, if you are the manicurist or the hair-dooer who did any picture I post, or if the pic is of your head or foot, let me know. I'll be happy to attribu-tate you to the photo, or let people know where your nail shop is, and maybe even stop by myself. The photos I shall post are no boring, ORDINARY styles.... So, here we go, Numero Uno:

These nails are really something special, and W.C. likes them MOST OF ALL because the drinks featured here, especially Mountain Dew, are some of the BEST and most TASTIEST drinks in the world. We got RC Cola, Pepsi, Mello Yellow (!!!!!!), Dr. Pepper, Diet Dr. Pepper, Sprite, and 7Up. This person must work for PepsiCo, because of the Coca-Cola shut out.

W.C. sez: "Bravo! Bravo!" What do ya'll think?!

GHET-TOES, Exhibit #1

Ooooh, those are some GHET-TOES! Don't go thinking those are MY toes, now. Boys and girls, you KNOW WC loves to get her toenails did, with some airbrush details and sparkles . Did you know they make press-on toe-nails? They do. They got them down at the Magik Mall. Perhaps this is what this crusty-toed subject needs. And perhaps shave down them corns. And most of all, a WAX!!! Yes, look closely people and see the HAIRS! Ooh, lawd!

I think this could be a continuing series. If you have a photo of some ghet-toes, email them to WC.

Nails Done, Hair Did

White Chocolate, the early days.