The FREAKS come out, ya'll! Happy Halloween from South Beach!
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
WC also stands for White Castle
Oh, HELL NO. Is that a wedding reception taking place AT the White Castle? Now, I ain't trying to hate on the Happy Couple or nothing. Not at all.
As a matter of fact, I sure do love me some White Castle. I like the way White Castle's initials are "W.C." like mine. Incidentally, the way we do things in the Dirty South is we have "KRYSTAL", which is basically the same thing, with similar food, but no castle-shaped building, and different color scheme. Now, as much as I LOOOOOOVE White Castle/Krystal, I would not celebrate anything there. Except a hangover!
Listen to me, Happy Couple... In the future, when celebrating, if you are hankering to have your event include those delectable little re-hydrated onions, get your Uncle Earl to GO down to the Krystal or White Castle as the case may be, and pick up the food. Or, just have your Momma make a casserole. I bet she'd be happy to help out.
That way, you don't have to deal with delicate little tiny burgers that have gotten SQUISHED INTO OBLIVION in the transit, when Uncle Earl stopped to get a "cold-drink" at the 7-11 on the way back. You KNOW that happens, people, and it can take a matter of MINUTES for the burgers to collapse into nothingness...
Krystal/White Castle burgers are ephemeral creatures, which is exactly what makes them so special...
Friday, October 20, 2006
Drink Yo-self Some WC
Oh hell yes! Look at this FANCY drink I found in Publix that's named after ME, the one and only White Chocolate. Thank you, Mr. O'Reilly! Note that it's "imported" which means it's very, very fancy. My fave drink B4 now --- besides champagne, of course --- WAS Tequila Rose, because it tastes just like Strawberry YooHoo, but this new "W.C." drink is an interesting development indeed. Lawd! W.C. is blushing!
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